The Real Dummy

A kid named John found a old dummy in his trashcan. He took it in and called it stupid for having the name dummy. At that moment he went into the bathroom with it for whatever reason and used an out of order urinal. It even had a big sign saying OUT OF ORDER. Then, the dummy turned it's head and said,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     "Who is the real dummy now, stupid."